"The password should not contain any special characters, symbols or spaces."
Source: http://www.amplitude-studios.com (during registration)

<XMPPwocky> real men optimize object files with a hex editor

<d33tah> zomg
<d3ttah> jaki mily dzien
<d33tah> odkrylem ze wiekszosc moich hotpixeli to tylko brud

Q:I get a core dump when trying to dump streams, what's wrong?

A:Don't panic. Make sure you know where your towel is.

http://www.mplayerhq.hu/DOCS/HTML/en/faq.html#idp11014048

Some programmers, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use floating point arithmetic." Now they have 1.999999999997 problems.

Z changeloga xserver-xorg-input-synaptics w Ubuntu:
* Fix crash on Apple trackpads when touching with more than 10 fingers

#cat README

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

WHY ?? BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE OF THE VERY VERY VERY FEW WHO READ THE README FILE!!

But because the other, huge percentage do NOT, we moved the actual contents
of this file into IGNOREME file because the chances for most of the people to
read IGNOREME are at least the chances to read README (more than that, we
believe they are really much higher).

So now, go read IGNOREME with the actual contents what you would have
expected here.

(13:25:23) divVerent: THE WORLD WILL END
(13:25:26) divVerent: THIRTEEN IS NOT A PRIME
(13:25:33) divVerent: (3+2i) * (3-2i) == 13

// PrestaShop classes/Validate.php

public static function isAnything($data)
{
return true;
}

<Koziołek>Suma inteligencji na planecie jest stała. Liczba ludności rośnie.

// Sleep for 0ms to allow the OS to process events etc.
s3eDeviceYield(0);

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http://www.madewithmarmalade.com/devnet/docs#/main/native/creatinganapplication/thehelloworldsourcefile.html

<sam> robienie GUI w prologu to jak granie w ping-ponga laptopem

Las nazywamy gęstym, jeśli pomiędzy dwoma dowolnymi drzewami znajdzie się zawsze jakieś trzecie.

Lemat: Jeśli pewna osoba ma brata rodzonego w rodzinie A i w rodzinie B, to jest to ta sama rodzina.

"dynamiczny content to tak jakby zamiast zawołać dziecko z pokoju obok to robić nowe i czekać 2 lata aż urośnie"